Am I The Only One?

The guy isn't thinking about other women. He's having nightmares about Microsoft's latest move to force everyone into their ecosystem. First they made Microsoft accounts mandatory, and now the prophecy of subscription-based Windows looms on the horizon. It's the tech equivalent of watching a horror movie where the killer keeps coming back for sequels nobody asked for. Sleep well, fellow sysadmins... if you can.

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Microsoft's PowerShell development meeting must have gone something like this: Engineer 1: "Let's replace the simple Unix-like cd directory with Set-Location C:\Users " Engineer 2: "Wait, that's not verbose enough. How about Set-Location -Path C:\ ?" Engineer 3: "But what if we add aliases so people can still type cd anyway, rendering our entire naming convention pointless?" Microsoft: "Ship it." The irony of creating a complex, verbose syntax and then immediately undermining it with shortcuts is peak Microsoft engineering philosophy. It's like building a spaceship and then attaching bicycle pedals to it.

The innovation we've been waiting for since 1981! Someone took a PC, made it smaller, and called it PC 2. Revolutionary stuff. Next they'll tell us it runs Windows 11 without crashing for a whole day. The tech industry's idea of a sequel is just making the same thing but in cube form. Square design, brave choice - because corners were the main problem with computing all along.

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That moment when your client emails a biblical scroll of "bugs" they found while using Internet Explorer 6 on their Windows XP fossil. Like Napoleon here, you're just staring into the abyss contemplating your life choices. What am I supposed to do? Build a time machine? The browser was discontinued in 2022 for a reason. No amount of CSS hacks or polyfills will save that trainwreck. But you'll still spend three days trying to fix it because the client pays your bills. Meanwhile, Chrome and Firefox users are having zero issues with your perfectly standards-compliant code.