C# Is Java But Better: Change My Mind

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C# Is Java But Better: Change My Mind

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The AUDACITY of this man! Sitting there with the smuggest grin, declaring "C# is Java but better" like he just discovered fire. 🔥

This is basically the programming equivalent of walking into a biker bar wearing a "Motorcycles Are Just Bicycles For People Who Can't Pedal" t-shirt. ABSOLUTE CHAOS WILL ENSUE.

Java devs are currently preparing their 57-page essays on why garbage collection is superior, while C# fanatics are frantically typing "LINQ" in all caps as if it's the ultimate trump card. Meanwhile, JavaScript developers are in the corner wondering why everyone's fighting over semi-colons.

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