Zero-Indexed Romance

computer science arrays Developer problems Off-by-one error Array indexing Zero-indexing Programmer logic Tech-miscommunication

Programming C++ Algorithms Javascript Python

4 months ago 188,717 views 0 shares

Zero-Indexed Romance

arrays-memes, zero-indexing-memes, off-by-one-error-memes, programmer-logic-memes, dating-fails-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic tale of programmer heartbreak! When normal people say "1st table," they mean the first one you see. But our poor dev hero went straight to Table 00 because arrays start at zero in most programming languages. The final panel says it all - another relationship crashed by off-by-one errors. This is why programmers should stick to explicit indexing in their love notes. Maybe next time try "Meet me at tables[0]" for clarity's sake!

More Like This

Regex Stalking

Programming

1 year ago 36.5K views 0 shares

regexStalking | excel-memes, regex-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THESE TWO RIPE PERFECTIONS ON THE 7TH FLOOR, 5TH WINDOW ON THE RIGHT Function validatelogin(login) return (?! 0-91)A-20-9-14, 32351 test (login); function validatePassword(passw) return AAs(8, 5 test (passwd) YEAH.. GULP THEY'RE EXCELLENT! CLICK CLICK

Repost

Programming

4 years ago 32.5K views 0 shares

Repost | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content NEW SIDE PROJECT ME ATINY OTHER UNFINISHED PROJECTS

You know its true

Programming

2 years ago 32.8K views 0 shares

You know its true | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content THE WHOLE CS AND EE INDUSTRY BEILLARS irgflip.com

Gru's evil plan might just work

Programming Linux Debugging

3 years ago 68.9K views 0 shares

Gru's evil plan might just work | program-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, requirements-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content We develop a program for our clients Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs It is according to the requirements but has lots of bugs Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs

friend sent me this

Programming

3 years ago 34.3K views 0 shares

friend sent me this | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me: I'll code for 3 hours straight with full focus Focus: That's 1 minute, see you tomorrow...

Peak Programmer Career Trajectory

Programming Microsoft

5 months ago 138.7K views 0 shares

Peak Programmer Career Trajectory

After grinding for 22+ years at Microsoft, climbing from Software Engineer to Principal Performance Architect, this absolute legend said "enough" and embraced their true calling: goose farming . That resume reads like the most epic rage-quit in tech history. Spent two decades optimizing code only to optimize their happiness instead. The career progression we secretly all aspire to—escape the sprint planning meetings to sprint after geese. Bet those 2AM production outages don't seem so bad when your biggest emergency is a honking rebellion.