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When someone says "C is faster than Python," they probably didn't mean "write Python code that generates, compiles, and runs C code." That's like ordering takeout, driving to pick it up yourself, and claiming you've mastered efficient food delivery. Sure, technically the C part runs faster, but you've added so much Python overhead that you might as well have gone full snake from the start. It's the coding equivalent of putting racing stripes on a minivan.

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Ah, the noble art of optimizing garbage code! It's like meticulously rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. You've spent hours shaving milliseconds off your algorithm that fundamentally doesn't work. "Look at these beautiful O(log n) operations!" you proudly declare while your function returns completely incorrect results. At least when your manager asks why nothing works, you can confidently say, "But it fails really efficiently now!"

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