Zero-Indexed Romance

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Zero-Indexed Romance

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The classic tale of programmer heartbreak! When normal people say "1st table," they mean the first one you see. But our poor dev hero went straight to Table 00 because arrays start at zero in most programming languages. The final panel says it all - another relationship crashed by off-by-one errors. This is why programmers should stick to explicit indexing in their love notes. Maybe next time try "Meet me at tables[0]" for clarity's sake!

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