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The worn-out Caps Lock key is the unsung hero of SQL development! While the rest of the keyboard remains pristine, that poor Caps Lock has been hammered into oblivion from writing SELECT , FROM , WHERE , JOIN , and all those other shouty SQL keywords. Database developers might claim they use proper casing for readability, but this keyboard tells the real story—a tale of aggressive capitalization and syntax highlighting requirements that have claimed yet another Caps Lock victim. The keyboard never lies!

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The most beautiful lie in software development: "I'll fix this bug in an hour." Sure, buddy. The first panel shows the hopeful optimism we all start with—pure delusion in its natural habitat. The second panel reveals the harsh reality that six hours later, you're still debugging the same issue while your project manager keeps checking in. That "simple fix" turned into a rabbit hole of dependency issues, undocumented edge cases, and questioning your entire career choice. Time estimation in programming follows its own non-Euclidean geometry where 1 hour = ∞.

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Every dev has said it: "It's so intuitive, why waste time documenting it?" Fast forward six months, and you're staring at your own code like it's hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated squirrel. That tea bag floating in water is the perfect metaphor - what seems crystal clear to you now becomes a murky, unidentifiable mess for the poor soul (probably future you) who has to figure out what the hell you were thinking. Documentation isn't for today's genius you; it's for tomorrow's confused you who just wants to go home.