Professional Habits Do Not Change

Content When I wrote this code, only god I understood what it did. Now... only god knows.

Content While you were out partying, I studied the code. While you were out engaging in premarital sex, I studied the code. While you spent months at the gym for the sake of vanity, I studied the code.. Eir I still don't know what the fuck is going on. ProdrammerHumor.io

That moment when you go from asking questions to answering them because the only person who understood the codebase just rage-quit. Now you're sitting there with your chocolate milk, contemplating how you'll explain to management why every feature will take 6 months longer than expected. The thousand-yard stare says it all: "I've seen one too many nested callbacks, and now I'm the one who has to untangle this nightmare."

When your code doesn't work, the logical approach is to copy and paste it. When that fails, the truly sophisticated approach is to frantically copy the same thing multiple times before pasting it, as if the clipboard might suddenly decide to work better after the fifth Ctrl+C. The clipboard anxiety is real. Nothing says "I've completely lost control of my development process" quite like hammering Ctrl+C like you're trying to send an SOS in clipboard Morse code.

Content YOU HAVE THREE WISHES. THE ONLY RULE IS YOU CAN'T WISH FOR MORE WISHES. WISH THAT EACH WISH BE CONSIDERED SEPARATELY. WISH THAT WISHES TYPE BE UNSIGNED LLONG. OKAY. 1... DON'T SEE WHY NOT I WISH FOR ONE FEWER WISH THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES PROGRAMMERS. THIS IS ONE REASON WHY.

Content How showers are supposed to work How showers actually work int temperature; bool temperature;