The Observer Effect In Programming

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The Observer Effect In Programming

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In the privacy of your own workspace, you're a coding god. Functions flow like poetry, algorithms materialize with elegant precision. Then someone peeks over your shoulder and suddenly you're typing with your elbows while forgetting how to declare a variable. Your brain's version control system has mysteriously pushed to production the "completely useless developer" branch. The universe has a sick sense of humor that way.

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