The Infinite Loop Of Starting Projects

Content Some day we won't even need coders any more. We'll be able to just write the specification and the program will write itself Oh wow, you're right! We'll be able to write a comprehensive and precise spec and bam, we won't need programmers any more! Exactly! And do you know the industry term for a project specification that is comprehensive and precise enough to generate a program? Code It's called code Commitstrip.com

Content CLIENT: "What is going on with my website? It looks all wrong!" ME: "It was working just fine yesterday, let's take a look." Us: "Let's take a look.... (We download a page, check out the code. Well, it looks as if someone's gone in and deleted some of the code that makes the site work." CLIENT: "Yeah, that was me, I was getting rid of some of your unnecessary code... why isn't the site working?"

When Discord announces they're adding facial recognition for... reasons... and suddenly everyone's migrating to the next trendy platform. Meanwhile you're just sitting there with your non-programmer friends trying to explain why this matters, but they're too busy sending TikToks to care about digital privacy. The real kicker? Half the people rage-quitting Discord are probably still using Facebook Messenger and letting Google read their emails. But sure, *this* is where we draw the line. The cycle repeats every few years - remember when everyone was leaving WhatsApp? Yeah, they're all still there. At least you tried to warn them. Now back to your terminal where the only thing watching you is htop.

So someone discovered that Monster Hunter Wilds was doing aggressive DLC ownership checks that tanked performance. A modder tricked the game into thinking they owned all DLC and boom—instant FPS boost. The unintentional part? Capcom wasn't trying to punish pirates or non-buyers. They just wrote such inefficient code that checking your DLC status every frame became a performance bottleneck. The punchline writes itself: Capcom's management seeing this bug report and realizing they can now market DLC as a "performance enhancement feature." Why optimize your game engine when you can monetize the fix? It's like charging people to remove the memory leak you accidentally shipped. That Homelander smile at the end perfectly captures corporate executives discovering they can turn their own incompetence into a revenue stream. Chef's kiss.

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