The Infinite Loop Of Starting Projects

Ah yes, the classic quantity vs quality debate has entered the AI era. Turns out AI-assisted developers are cranking out code like a caffeinated intern on deadline day, but with the security consciousness of a toddler sharing passwords. Sure, you'll hit your sprint goals 4x faster, but then spend the next six months patching vulnerabilities that would make a Swiss cheese firewall look secure. Management will still call this a "net productivity gain" while your security team quietly updates their resumes.

The joke works on two levels - just like good code should! In programming, "dependency issues" refer to problems with external libraries or packages that your code relies on. But here, it's cleverly twisted into relationship dependencies, suggesting programmers struggle with emotional attachments because they're too busy fixing broken package imports and version conflicts. The dinosaur's tearful reaction in the last panel hits hard for anyone who's spent 8 hours debugging only to discover they forgot to run npm install . Relationships require maintenance too - but at least they don't randomly break when someone pushes an update to npm.

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Ooooh, the scariest costume of them all! 👻 This IT Manager package comes with everything you need to haunt your dev team's nightmares! Just slip it on and watch your coworkers run screaming from the "free pizza" that mysteriously only appears when you need them to stay until midnight. The empty promises accessory pairs perfectly with the "we're like a family here" speech you'll give right before canceling everyone's PTO requests. Truly terrifying how accurate this is... I'm having flashbacks to my last job where my manager's idea of career development was hiring his golf buddy instead of promoting anyone internal. The costume even includes the special ability to develop selective hearing loss whenever a developer mentions "technical debt" or "burnout"! 🎃

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