Java's AI Rebrand: Now With Extra Buzzwords!

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Java's AI Rebrand: Now With Extra Buzzwords!

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The classic Java rebrand joke strikes again! Someone innocently asks if Java 25 has AI capabilities that let it program itself, and the reply is pure gold. "Yes, Java 25 is actually similar to Java 8 in that it will once again do a rebrand. It is now called jAIva 25 and introduces a new VM called jVLLMLM."

The punchline brilliantly mocks Java's history of rebranding (remember the Oracle acquisition drama?) while simultaneously poking fun at the AI hype with that ridiculous VM name - jVLLMLM is basically jamming together "JVM" with "LLM" (Large Language Model) into an unpronounceable tech soup that would make any product manager swoon. The perfect intersection of programming language jokes and AI buzzword satire!

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