Pi-Thon: When Math Nerds Take Over Programming

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Content Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxX: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxX: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxX: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht I'm keeping those

Content CSS is not a pro- gramming language Of course it is! What are the main concepts of OOP? Encapsulation, like how all the CSS properties are constained in a rule. .myClass encapsulated! color: red; font-weight: bold; margin: 3rem; red Inheritance, like how the CSS properties flow down to the children ( the cascade). color is inherited! color: red; div class"red" thic is red ..this too!div div Abstraction, how we can use a classes to style without knowing what is 1 inside button class-"btn") styled button button .btn 0 article class-"awesome" awesome article article section class-"awesome awesome section section Polymorphism, like using the same class on different HTML elements. awesome CSS is not only a programming language, it is an object-oriented prodramm-ing language

Content Hey, are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up WTHTUNNVIO If pip and pm servers go offline forever, how will you write the required modules form scratch ???

Content BEWARE OF THE Vulkan PIPELINFo to clear the vtx. input vtx. input assembly vertex shader rasterization fragment shader depth buffer oh god what the fuck is ProgrammerHumor

Ah, the programming language holy wars in their natural habitat! One innocent soul announces "I like Python" while the rest of the room erupts into chaos. JavaScript zealots scream it's the only solution, Java fans hate on Python (the "snake"), and Rust evangelists preach superiority like it's a religion. Meanwhile, in the corner, sweating profusely, we have the ABAP and COBOL programmers just trying to exist without getting murdered. They're the true survivors of the programming ecosystem - maintaining legacy systems while the cool kids fight over who has the shiniest new toy. The perfect representation of developer tribalism. We'll fight to the death over syntax preferences while the mainframe folks quietly keep the world's financial systems running on 60-year-old tech.