Pi-Thon: When Math Nerds Take Over Programming

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The evolution of developer excitement is directly proportional to app bloat. Swift? Meh. PyQt? Getting interesting. Electron at 300MB? Now we're talking! Electron at 700MB? Mind-blown! But that 7MB installer that downloads a 700MB Electron app? Pure ecstasy. Remember when we used to optimize for performance? Now we're just wrapping web browsers in desktop shells and calling it innovation. The best part is watching product managers celebrate "small installer size" while conveniently forgetting about the bandwidth-crushing download that follows. Peak software engineering of our time.

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When your error handling is so robust it involves throwing babies across a canyon. The try block launches Baby(), the catch block is desperately reaching to handle it, and the finally block? Just sitting there at the bottom, guaranteed to execute whether the baby gets caught or not. The finally block doesn't care about your success or failure—it's just there to clean up resources and probably call CPS. The visual metaphor here is chef's kiss: the sheer distance between try and catch represents that one function in your codebase where the exception could come from literally anywhere in a 500-line method, and you're just hoping your generic catch block somehow handles it gracefully. Meanwhile, finally is down there like "I'm running regardless, hope you closed those database connections."

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