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What Is Feasible Analysis
Programming Devops Agile
2 days ago 55.1K views 0 shares
What Is Feasible Analysis
Ah yes, the classic "feasibility analysis" where marketing shows off vaporware while devs smile through gritted teeth. The image perfectly captures that moment when sales is demoing the "revolutionary AI-powered feature" that's literally just a mockup on a laptop. Meanwhile, the developer knows they'll be the one explaining to management why it'll take 6 months instead of the "2 weeks" that was promised. The universal language of tech companies: sell it first, build it... eventually.

Startupping Intensifies
Agile Webdev Programming
14 days ago 67.7K views 1 shares
Startupping Intensifies
Ah, the classic "sell the dream, build it later" startup strategy. These two are basically running the tech equivalent of a Ponzi scheme with PowerPoint slides. They've mastered the ancient art of "requirement gathering" by letting the customer unknowingly fund the entire development cycle. The beauty is that by the time the customer realizes they've paid for vaporware, you've either built something that kinda works or secured another round of funding from some VC who thinks "pre-revenue" is a legitimate business model. Ten years in the industry and I've seen this cycle repeat more times than git commits on a Friday afternoon. The smug expressions say it all – "Can you believe they actually bought that demo we cobbled together last night?"

I Raised Money From Vibe Capitalists
Programming Agile Frontend Backend
21 days ago 77.9K views 0 shares
I Raised Money From Vibe Capitalists
The perfect storm of tech startup dysfunction! Two muscular figures shake hands, representing the unholy alliance between "Engineers who can't code" and "Marketers who can't market" - creating the ultimate "Vibe Startup." It's like building a rocket ship where nobody knows aerospace engineering but everyone's really enthusiastic about space. These companies somehow raise millions on buzzwords and good energy alone. The codebase is just Stack Overflow snippets held together with hopes and prayers, while the marketing strategy consists entirely of posting motivational quotes on LinkedIn. But hey, the office has kombucha on tap and a ping-pong table, so obviously they're the next unicorn!

AI Funding Needs To Stop
AI
1 month ago 103.8K views 0 shares
AI Funding Needs To Stop
Just what we needed - startups promising to swap our heads like Lego pieces, but can't deliver until "within a decade." Classic tech vaporware with a side of body horror! They'll probably ship the beta with known bugs like "occasional neck disconnection" and "consciousness randomly migrates to the cloud." Meanwhile, their pitch deck shows a 500% growth projection based entirely on VC partners who want spare bodies for when they burn out their current ones. The finest example of "we were so preoccupied with whether we could, we didn't stop to think if we should" since cryptocurrency-powered toasters.