Live Kernel Rewrite: The Mythical OS That Reads Your Mood

Live Kernel Rewrite: The Mythical OS That Reads Your Mood
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Ah, the mythical kernel that rewrites itself based on your mood. Sure, and my coffee maker predicts stock market crashes. Next they'll tell us it can fix bugs while you sleep and optimize code based on your zodiac sign. The perfect kernel doesn't exi-- wait, did they just say "no reboot needed"? That's like claiming you can replace your car's engine while driving at 90mph. Linux kernel devs everywhere just collectively spat out their energy drinks.

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