Nothing triggers that sinking feeling quite like a company announcing "security is our highest priority" right after they've lost your data. It's corporate speak for "we just discovered our password was 'password123' and now your SSN is being sold on the dark web for $2.50." The classic GTA "Ah shit, here we go again" reaction is perfect—it's the digital equivalent of watching your house burn down while the fire department hands out flyers about fire safety.
Data Breach: The Corporate Apology Tour
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