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The JSON Identity Crisis
Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
16 days ago 87.8K views 0 shares
The JSON Identity Crisis
THE AUDACITY! 💀 Spent 45 excruciating minutes explaining nested objects, arrays, and key-value pairs only for the project manager to think we're talking about a PERSON named Jason?! My soul left my body faster than an unhandled Promise rejection! This is why developers need hazard pay for meetings. Next time I'm sending a JSON file with my resignation letter formatted as {"reason": "can't even with this anymore"}.

Just Doing What My Computer Is Telling Me To Do
Gamedev C++ Programming Debugging
22 days ago 84.1K views 0 shares
Just Doing What My Computer Is Telling Me To Do
DARLING, the computer said "Tell a programmer to up VERTEX_BUFFER_SIZE" and I am LITERALLY just the messenger! 💅 What am I supposed to do? Learn C++? Sacrifice my firstborn to the GPU gods? The error message has SPOKEN, and who am I—a mere mortal user—to question its divine wisdom? The audacity of this game engine thinking I have ANY idea what a "dynamic vertex buffer" is! It might as well have asked me to explain quantum physics while juggling flaming chainsaws. I'm just trying to play my game with friends named "asbestosmuncher" and "Cock of the Block" like any normal person!

Tell Me You Don't Know What An API Is
Programming AI C++ Python
1 month ago 158.8K views 0 shares
Tell Me You Don't Know What An API Is
SOMEONE PLEASE REVOKE THIS MAN'S DEVELOPER LICENSE IMMEDIATELY! 🚨 This tweet is the programming equivalent of saying "a hammer is just an API to nails" and "nails are an API to wood" and "wood is an API to trees." MAKE IT STOP! An API (Application Programming Interface) is a specific set of rules and protocols that allows different software applications to communicate with each other - NOT this cosmic tech ladder to the universe! The only thing this tweet proves is that if you string enough technical words together, you can sound profound while being CATASTROPHICALLY wrong. It's giving "I just discovered programming last week and now I'm having deep thoughts" energy.

Which One
Networking Webdev Iot Security Programming
1 month ago 101.4K views 0 shares
Which One
When someone says "Please follow protocol," normal people think of rules and procedures. But programmers? We immediately start wondering which protocol they're talking about! This meme brilliantly captures that moment with a menacing character surrounded by a chaotic swarm of networking and communication protocols - TCP, UDP, HTTP, MQTT, Bluetooth, and many more. It's like the programmer's brain going into overdrive: "You want me to follow protocol? WHICH ONE OF THESE DEMONS DO YOU MEAN?!" The irony is perfect - while most people use "protocol" in a general sense, programmers live in a world where we juggle dozens of specific technical protocols daily. And let's be honest, choosing the wrong one can absolutely turn you into that terrifying creature in the image when your system inevitably crashes and burns. 😂