The JSON Identity Crisis

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The JSON Identity Crisis

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THE AUDACITY! 💀 Spent 45 excruciating minutes explaining nested objects, arrays, and key-value pairs only for the project manager to think we're talking about a PERSON named Jason?! My soul left my body faster than an unhandled Promise rejection! This is why developers need hazard pay for meetings. Next time I'm sending a JSON file with my resignation letter formatted as {"reason": "can't even with this anymore"}.

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