Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

Content Novice C programmer Let's try using pointers OWLTURD.COM 68 Memory leaks, -segmentation fault, Crashes Never again

BEHOLD! The majestic art of software development in its purest form! This traffic light is LITERALLY hanging on by a thread but still bravely showing that red light like it's its ONLY purpose in life. 💅 This is EXACTLY what happens when your PM says "ship it anyway" and you're left with code that's one gust of wind away from total catastrophe. The traffic light DOESN'T CARE that it's dangling precariously - it has ONE JOB and by the gods of technical debt, it's doing it! Minimum viable product at its finest, darling! Who needs proper implementation when the core functionality works?! *dramatic hair flip*

The universal IT solution meets international trade policy. The bottom panel features Roy from "The IT Crowd" delivering his iconic tech support line, but this time to economic complaints instead of computer problems. The implication that complex economic policies could be fixed with the same brute-force restart method we use for routers is just... *chef's kiss*. Next up: trying to fix the national debt by blowing on it like an NES cartridge.

Content Human Hair Smallest 3D Print in the World Chances of me using a debugger instead of console.log("here") 100.000mm

Content Client: There is an error in production Best I can do is to add sore new logs

Sales: "Our software is revolutionary! Look at these smooth animations!" Meanwhile, developers are frantically messaging each other: "DON'T CLICK THAT BUTTON! THE ENTIRE DATABASE WILL EXPLODE!" The eternal tech company cycle: sales promising features that exist only in PowerPoint while developers contemplate career changes. The slick UI is just makeup on a pig that's about to crash spectacularly in production. But hey, the animations are buttery smooth!