Finally Peace: The Digital Stealth Mode

Content Me: uploads code to stack overflow so that other people can help me debug the error I'm getting Everyone else working on the military's missile guidance software:

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Content You finally find the source of the bug! It's a variable labelled "temp" temp was committed into the code 4 years ago and was never removed Several important calculations seem to rely on temp now None of this is documented anywhere

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Content The Future Programmer TheProgrammerMe 1 had a problem, i decided to write a program to solve that. Now I have 1 problem, 9 errors and 12 warnings 1:22 pm 13 Aug 22 Twitter for Android

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