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Copilot Bad!! Microslop Bloatware Bad!!!

Copilot Developer tools Teams Bloatware Ai assistant Microsoft-hate Recycle-bin

Microsoft Programming AI Windows

3 months ago 441,490 views 0 shares

Copilot Bad!! Microslop Bloatware Bad!!!

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The Windows Recycle Bin peacefully evolved for decades, minding its own business. Then Microsoft decided to start throwing Microsoft Teams and Copilot in there, because apparently that's where they belong. The joke writes itself when your own users are already planning which of your new products will end up in the trash before they even ship. Fun fact: The 2025 Teams icon and 2026 Copilot icon are already being pre-emptively deleted by developers who just want their IDE to open without launching seventeen AI assistants and three chat clients.

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