Who's Done This At Least Once? 🙋‍♂️

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Who's Done This At Least Once? 🙋‍♂️

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OH MY GOD, the absolute AUDACITY of Hollywood! There I am, peacefully enjoying my movie, when suddenly—BAM!—some character starts "hacking" by dramatically typing gibberish while neon green text cascades down the screen! And I just can't help myself from pointing at the TV like a possessed movie critic, drink in hand, dramatically announcing to absolutely nobody: "THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!" Because apparently installing random packages and updating the system is the digital equivalent of breaking into the Pentagon! The sheer DRAMA of it all! Meanwhile, my non-programmer friends are like "can you please just watch the movie and stop ruining it for everyone?" NO I CANNOT.

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