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The Root Cause Monster

bugs framework spring Technical debt Code horror Enterprise Root cause analysis

Debugging Java Programming Testing Backend

1 year ago 361,505 views 0 shares

The Root Cause Monster

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You think you're hunting down a simple bug, but then you find the actual monster behind it. That tiny green bug wasn't the issue—it was just the symptom of the hulking Spring framework beast lurking in your codebase. Nothing says "I'm having a normal one" like realizing your quick fix just turned into a complete architecture overhaul. Happens every Tuesday.

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True Or False?

Debugging C++ Programming

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True Or False?

The statement "C and C++ are perfect languages for building high-performance systems" is true. The statement "C and C++ aren't only some of the easiest programming languages" is false. So false it hurts. Like segmentation fault hurts. Anyone who calls C/C++ "easy" has either been coding since the 70s or enjoys manual memory management the way some people enjoy getting teeth pulled without anesthesia. Sure, they're blazing fast, but so is falling down a flight of stairs.

Elon's big brain plan to fix Twitter is.... drum roll have non-Twitter employees seek out its problems and fix them out of the goodness of their hearts 🤡

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Elon's big brain plan to fix Twitter is.... *drum roll* have non-Twitter employees seek out its problems and fix them out of the goodness of their hearts 🤡 | code-memes, engineer-memes, engineering-memes, test-memes, algorithm-memes, rest-memes, fix-memes, open source-memes, source code-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Elon Musk elonmusk Most of the recommendation algorithm will be made open source today. The rest will follow. Acid test is that independent third parties should be able to determine, with reasonable accuracy, what will probably be shown to users. No doubt, many embarrassing issues will be discovered, but we will fix them fast! Twitter Engineering Twit... 39m Today marks a new era of transparency for Twitter. I We're sharing much of the source code that powers our platform with the world. Show this thread 2:46 PM 31 Mar 23 2.1M Views 1,877 Retweets 180 Quotes 11.9K Likes

A Picture Is Worth 1024 Bugs

Debugging AI Programming

11 months ago 389.6K views 0 shares

A Picture Is Worth 1024 Bugs

Pre-ChatGPT: Developers channeling Neo from The Matrix, bending reality and code to their will, fighting bugs with superhuman focus. Post-ChatGPT: Just a sad cat begging an AI to draw pictures because we've forgotten how to solve our own problems. The evolution of debugging is complete - from coding wizards to glorified prompt engineers asking "pretty please fix my code." The irony? ChatGPT can't even draw that image. Not even a stick figure. Welcome to dependency hell's newest circle.

Every single time

Debugging Backend

2 years ago 49.0K views 0 shares

Every single time | software-memes, computer-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, fix-memes, c-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 1000 JUST BECAUSE IM A SOFT ARE ENGINEER DOESNT MEANICANA COMPUTERS I MEAN 4 CO CO SIS ALS BUT NOT BECAUSE ICAM FIX COMPUTERS IM A SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Fixing bug in legacy code

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4 years ago 90.1K views 0 shares

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Silicon Valley’s gone too far...

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4 years ago 111.1K views 0 shares

Silicon Valley’s gone too far... | oop-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, infinite loop-memes, infinite-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content SCCgov you do realize you just created an infinite loop and the world's gonna crash before it gets to call next Year). var still alive while (stillalive) WearMask(); Stay6ftApart() ; WashHands() ; GetTested(); C CLEAR CHANNEL sccgov.orgcoronavirus