The Root Cause Monster

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Looking at ( ( ) ) => { } ) ( ) ; and wondering how it works is like staring into the abyss of JavaScript's syntax flexibility. It's just nested parentheses, curly braces, and arrows having an existential crisis together. After 15 years of development, I still get cold sweats when I see code like this in production. Somewhere, a senior dev is nodding knowingly while secretly Googling "what does extra parenthesis in arrow function do" in an incognito tab.

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The formal frog announces his survival with the dignity of someone who just escaped a firing squad. First code reviews are basically professional executions where your carefully crafted masterpiece gets dissected by senior devs who've forgotten what optimism feels like. You walk in thinking you're delivering the next Linux kernel and walk out realizing you've been indenting with a mixture of tabs AND spaces like some kind of monster. The miracle isn't just surviving—it's maintaining enough self-esteem to code again tomorrow.

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