The Root Cause Monster

Nothing builds character like watching a junior dev get absolutely demolished by the same bug that humbled you five years ago. The smirk on that senior dev's face isn't smugness—it's the look of someone who knows the junior is about to level up their debugging skills through sheer trauma. Trial by fire is basically our industry's mentorship program.

You can run, but your technical debt follows you everywhere. That mountain of hastily written code, those "temporary" workarounds from 2021, and all those TODOs you swore you'd fix "next sprint" are patiently waiting at your new job. Turns out switching companies doesn't erase your coding sins—it just gives you fresh victims to explain why "this particular implementation is a bit... unconventional."

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That moment when you're trying to loop through an Iterator in Java and the compiler just sits there judging you like this capybara. The compiler's basically saying "Sorry buddy, you can't use a for-each loop on an Iterator because... well... an Iterator IS the thing that lets you iterate!" It's like trying to drive a car factory instead of driving the actual car it produces. The worst part? Deep down you know the compiler is right, but that doesn't make the error message any less painful. You'll have to use a while(hasNext()) loop like a caveman instead.

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