The Root Cause Monster

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Debugging Programming Java Testing Backend

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The Root Cause Monster

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You think you're hunting down a simple bug, but then you find the actual monster behind it. That tiny green bug wasn't the issue—it was just the symptom of the hulking Spring framework beast lurking in your codebase. Nothing says "I'm having a normal one" like realizing your quick fix just turned into a complete architecture overhaul. Happens every Tuesday.

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