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THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! Someone had the AUDACITY to move the cat's food bowl for a mere robot vacuum, and now this poor feline is staring at the wall having an existential crisis! It's the perfect metaphor for when your code can't find what it's looking for - THE HORROR! That cat is literally experiencing what every developer feels when their API returns a 404 Not Found. "My resource was JUST HERE, I SWEAR!" The wall offers no answers, just like your error logs when you desperately need them. The robot vacuum got priority access while the cat's entire world collapsed. Technology: 1, Feline sanity: 0.