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Software developers trying to impress literally anyone by casually mentioning they code is the most painfully relatable thing ever. Like yes, Kevin, you're SUCH a rockstar because you can center a div. Meanwhile the hot chick is probably thinking about literally anything else while you're desperately trying to play it cool next to your beige box running DOS. The sheer confidence radiating from that screen displaying nothing but a cursor is absolutely SENDING me. Nothing says "I'm totally chill and not desperate for validation" quite like posing with your 1990s computer like it's a Ferrari.

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