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Content Days 1 - 10 Teach yourself variables, con- stants, arrays, strings, expres- sions, statements, functions.... Days 698 - 3648 Interact with other programmers. Work on programming projects together. Learn from them. Day 14611 Use knowledge of biology to make an age-reversing potion. Days 11 - 21 Teach yourself program flow, pointers, references, classes, objects, inheritance, polymor- phism. .... Days 3649 - 7781 Teach yourself advanced theoret- cal physics and formulate a con- sistent theory of quantum grav- ity. Day 14611 Use knowledge of physics to build flux capacitor and go back in time to day 21. Days 22 - 697 Do a lot of recreational program- ming. Have fun hacking but re- member to learn from your mis- takes. Days 7782 - 14611 Teach yourself biochemistry, molecular biology, genetics.... Day 21 Replace younger self. As far as I know, this is the easiest way to "Teach Yourself C in 21 Days"

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of trillion-dollar companies balancing their entire digital empires on the backs of sleep-deprived programmers who code for free in their underwear! 💀 Picture this: a MASSIVE elephant (that's our global tech infrastructure) standing on a beach ball (open source software), which is somehow being held up by two tiny ants (those poor, unpaid open source devs who survive on ramen and Stack Overflow karma). Next time your bank app crashes or your favorite website goes down, pour one out for the unsung heroes maintaining that random Python package your ENTIRE FINANCIAL SYSTEM depends on. They're probably fixing critical bugs between Zoom meetings at their day job!

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