Just Not My Day Today

Content VisualStudio COCO The 10-line mi file I just double- clicked

Content IJ Eclipse IDE for Java Developers - 2021-06 App You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. rHumor.io

Content Alberto Gimeno gimenete 12h I worked at GitHub for 3 years. Not even GitHub, the company, checks GitHub contributions to consider a candidate for a job position. Frantz Kati bahdcoder 1d You're job hunting in 2023 with this kind of Github profile? Most newbies don't even understand how much work it'll take to actually succeed. Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Jan Feb Mar Apr May Mon Wed Fri Learn how we count contributions 098 171,073 8,467 11 786K ProdrammerHumor.io

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Someone suggests studying the correlation between kids who started on Mac vs Windows and their problem-solving skills. A user replies they installed Linux at age 12, to which the original poster responds "Autistic children will be discluded from the study for skewing results." The Linux community's self-burn is so radioactive it would trigger a SCRAM at a nuclear plant. Nothing says "I'm technically superior and socially challenged" quite like bragging about compiling your own kernel before puberty.

Content YO MISTER WHITE! someone's at the door who is it Swapping without using a third variable a a b: b a - b: a a - b; JESSE! JESSE!!! YOUR INTEGER OVERFLOW VULNERABILITY IS MAKING DENNIS RITCHIE ROLL IN HIS GRAVE! THE MODERN LLVM COMPILER PIPELINE HAS SPENT DECADES OPTIMIZING TEMPORARY VARIABLE ALLOCATION WITH SSA FORM, WHILE YOUR CLEVER CODE IS DESTROYING BOTH THE ARM AND X86 PIPELINE'S ABILITY TO PERFORM SPECULATIVE EXECUTION! YOUR ARITHMETIC TRICKS ARE CREATING SERIAL DEPENDENCIES IN THE CPU'S RESERVATION STATIONS, COMPLETELY NULLIFYING OUT-OF-ORDER EXECUTION! THE L1 CACHE PREFETCH LOGIC CAN'T ESTABLISH ANY COHERENT STRIDE PATTERN, THE BRANCH PREDICTION UNIT IS STALLING ON EVERY SPECULATIVE PATH, AND THE LOAD-STORE UNIT'S MEMORY DISAMBIGUATION LOGIC CAN'T MAINTAIN COHERENCY! AND DON'T YOU DARE SUGGEST YOUR XOR SWAP - IT CREATES A SERIAL DEPENDENCY CHAIN THAT DESTROYS INSTRUCTION LEVEL PARALLELISM AND PREVENTS BOTH MICRO-OP AND MACRO-OP FUSION ON MODERN ARCHITECTURESI A CLEAN TEMPORARY VARIABLE ALLOWS THE REGISTER ALLOCATOR TO MAINTAIN OPTIMAL REGISTER PRESSURE AND ENABLES STORE-TO-LOAD FORWARDING! BUT NO. YOU HAD TO PLAY CODE GOLF AND CREATE NON-TEMPORAL MEMORY ACCESS PATTERNS THAT DESTROY CACHE LOCALITY! THE PAGE TABLE WALKER IS THRASHING, AND THE TLB HIT RATE HAS DROPPED TO SINGLE DIGITS!