The terminal doesn't lie. Run whoami
and it returns "jason" - not Jason Bourne, just some sysadmin named Jason who probably hasn't slept in 72 hours. The look of existential dread on those guys' faces is the universal reaction to discovering your colleague's been using root access while sleep-deprived. No spy thriller, just another day in IT where the only thing with amnesia is the server that forgot its config file.
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