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Content sudo cat devinputmice SAMSUNG

Content If you hold a UNIX shell to your ear, can you hear the C?

Content Using vim is like typing in cursive What? Cursive is designed to minimize the number of times you need to lift your hand away vim does the same thing lesse what the fuck are you talking about?

Content "Yes, luse Vim

The joke here is about the existential dread every developer feels when they realize the maintainers of critical open-source libraries that power basically the entire internet (tz database, SQLite, ImageMagick, and FFmpeg) could all theoretically die in a single bus accident. This is the infamous "bus factor" in software development - how screwed would we be if key contributors got hit by a bus? For these particular libraries, the answer is "catastrophically screwed." These aren't just any libraries - they're the unsexy workhorses handling time zones, databases, image processing, and video encoding that silently power everything from your banking app to Netflix. And the kicker? Most are maintained by small teams or even single individuals, often working for free. Sweet dreams!

Content Hello sir. I'm sure you're hungry and cold, being homeless. I'm sorry I have nothing for you. I just really wanted you to know I am using linux ONCE TWAS LiKE YO