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The tech world's dirty little secret is finally exposed! Our entire digital civilization balances precariously on the shoulders of sleep-deprived open source devs who maintain critical packages with nothing but coffee and Stack Overflow karma. The meme perfectly captures how massive profit machines like AWS and Cloudflare are just fancy facades built atop the Linux Foundation and DNS—systems maintained by volunteers who occasionally receive a sticker as compensation. Meanwhile, Microsoft is off in its own dimension doing... whatever it is Microsoft does these days. And AI? Just another shiny distraction bolted onto this rickety foundation. Next time your CEO brags about your company's "robust infrastructure," remember it's all running on code written by someone in their pajamas at 2 AM who's debugging a critical package for fun.

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Trillion-dollar companies running on code maintained by some sleep-deprived dev who's fixing bugs between Ramen meals. The backbone of modern civilization balanced on the shoulders of people who get thanked with GitHub stars instead of actual money. Next time your bank's app works, thank the ant-sized heroes keeping the digital elephant upright with nothing but caffeine and spite.

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Ah, the classic terminal persecution complex! Nothing says "I'm just trying to check my disk space" like opening a black screen with colorful text in public and suddenly becoming the neighborhood cyber-terrorist. The moment you fire up that bash prompt, everyone within eyesight transforms into a medieval mob ready to burn the witch. You could literally be typing ls -la to check your files, but Karen from accounting is already dialing the FBI because she's convinced you're hacking the Pentagon. Hollywood has a lot to answer for. Twenty years of hackers portrayed as hoodie-wearing villains typing at lightning speed on green-on-black screens has turned us all into suspects. Meanwhile, the real cybercriminals are probably using slick GUIs with beautiful dashboards.