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Context matters. The FBI agent panics when seeing a disturbing search query, then immediately relaxes when "process" is added. In Linux/Unix, "kill" is just a command to terminate processes, with child processes being a standard term for processes spawned by parent processes. The difference between murderous intent and routine system administration is literally one word. Developers regularly execute child processes without a second thought. FBI guy can put the handcuffs away.

In this parallel universe, everything's just slightly... off. VScode has gone green, React's lost its atom, Rust is having an identity crisis with those dollar signs, PHP actually looks cool, GitHub's fox is on fire, Ubuntu's gone minimal, JavaScript is... well, still JavaScript (some constants across all universes), and that blue creature is what happens when you let Go's mascot hang out with npm for too long. It's like someone described our tech stack to an AI from 2010 and said "just wing it." The multiverse of tech madness where your pull requests would probably create black holes.