Automation Is Good... Until You Do The Math

Congratulations! You've just spent 3 hours adding a hover effect to a button and now you're staring into the void like SpongeBob, questioning your life choices. That sweet dopamine hit from making a tiny UI element slightly fancier is all you need to convince yourself you've accomplished something today. Time to call it quits and tell the project manager you've "completed all assigned tasks" while conveniently forgetting about those 47 other tickets in your backlog.

Content Assembly in a nutshell If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe

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Content awayjester199902 6h why do you put 2 equal signs? 2 J the-eclectic-chair 6h In a lot of programming languages, 1 equal sign assigns values to keywords, like 10. However, 2 equal signs makes a comparison. So 1 1 will return True while 1 2 will return False. 17 J icneto 2h And then you have JavaScript with to make sure that your elephant is not an orange. 5 J

Waterfall development starts with just wheels and slowly builds into a complete car, one piece at a time, in sequential order. Can't back up, can't change direction. Hope you spec'd the right vehicle. Agile takes a different route - start with a skateboard, then scooter, bicycle, quad bike, and finally a car. Each iteration is actually usable, unlike those lone wheels from waterfall. Then there's AI development: throw in Wacky Races' Mean Machine with three normal cars. Because nothing says "cutting edge technology" like randomly generating a monstrosity and hoping it doesn't kill anyone on the highway.

The classic tech startup approach: facing a problem that could be solved with basic logic? Better throw a neural network at it! Nothing says "we're innovative" like using machine learning to make a sandwich when a simple if-else statement would do. It's like watching someone deploy a supercomputer to calculate 2+2 while wearing a "disrupting the industry" t-shirt. Venture capitalists just can't resist that sweet, sweet ML buzzword, even when the only thing being disrupted is common sense.