Automation Is Good... Until You Do The Math

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OH. MY. GOD. The bell curve of Git users is the most SAVAGE reality check ever! 😭 On the left and right edges? Those blessed, innocent souls with their simple git add/commit/push commands living in blissful ignorance. MUST BE NICE! But that poor tortured soul in the middle? HONEY, that's the rest of us drowning in a nightmare soup of --autosquash , --no-ff , and --strategy=recursive while our tears literally stream down our faces as we try to fix the unholy mess we've created. The absolute DRAMA of git replace bad-commit good-commit is sending me. Like, yes, please replace my terrible life choices with good ones while you're at it!

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of technical debt! 💀 One second you're acknowledging the horrifying mountain of spaghetti code you've created, and the very next second you're SHAMELESSLY continuing to add more features to that same dumpster fire! It's the coding equivalent of seeing your credit card bill and then immediately ordering takeout anyway. We're all just digital masochists pretending our future selves will magically have time to refactor everything. SPOILER ALERT: We won't! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*