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Content The Nikola fraud trial has been interesting, but it was this particular claim from a few years ago had me and all my buddies rolling: "The entire infotainment system is a HTML 5 super computer. That's the standard language for computer programmers around the world, so using it let's us build our own chips. And HTML 5 is very secure. Every component is linked on the data network, all speaking the same language. It's not a bunch of separate systems that somehow still manage to communicate." Sentencing is November 28th.