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Content Mike Pound mikepound Email from student: please can I have sudo so I can run this script I downloaded off the Internet. Thats a hard no. 09:44 31082021 Twitter for Android 2 Retweets 64 Likes 17

Content Two questions that really bother me: 1) Does GitHub use GitHub itself to create GitHub? 2) Can GitHub roll back using GitHub to fix GitHub if GitHub crashes?

Ah, the eternal gang war of the command line. On the red side, we have the cat /file | grep pattern crew—unnecessarily piping a file into grep like they're getting paid by the character. On the blue side, the enlightened grep pattern /file purists who skip the middleman. It's basically the command-line equivalent of taking a taxi to walk across the street. Sure, both get the job done, but one makes efficiency nerds twitch uncontrollably. The real gangsters use grep -r pattern . and don't even specify files. Absolute chaos.