First You Touch Then You Cat

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6 months ago 187,034 views 0 shares

First You Touch Then You Cat

linux-memes, unix-memes, bash-memes, command-line-memes, terminal-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Unix nerds will get this instantly while Windows users wonder why we're obsessed with felines. The joke is a play on two essential Linux/Unix commands: touch creates empty files, and cat displays file contents. So yes, first you touch file.txt to create it, then you cat file.txt to see what's inside. The kitten's expectant face is exactly how we look at the terminal hoping our code didn't break something important.

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