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Content There he is So I showed the whole demo to the client, just as planned So? And And I followed the exact paths we had planned.. Well nothing happened, there was no problem at all Huh? Yeah, and what happened? What do you mean by "no problem"? leven did the whole demo a second time... still not a single bug I have no idea... I guess everything went just as planned. Really? Are you sure? How is this possible? That's incredible.. CommitStrip.com Only if this could happen!

Explaining virtualization to junior techs requires the patience of a saint and the creativity of a kindergarten teacher. So naturally, someone just put a van inside a truck and called it a day. It's actually perfect—a physical machine (the truck) running another machine (the van) inside it, sharing resources but completely isolated. The van thinks it's driving on a real road while it's just sitting in a truck bed. That's literally how VMs work, except with more CPU cycles and fewer confused delivery drivers. Bonus points if the van inside is also carrying a smaller scooter for that sweet nested virtualization experience.

The five stages of network troubleshooting, as told by ancient wisdom: 1. Denial: "It's not DNS" 2. Anger: "There's no way it's DNS" 3. Bargaining: *frantically checking firewall rules* 4. Depression: *silent contemplation while staring at wireshark* 5. Acceptance: "It was DNS" The universal truth every sysadmin discovers after wasting 6 hours of their life. DNS - secretly stands for "Did Not Solve" until you finally check it.

Nothing says "successful security implementation" like locking yourself out of your own system! That moment when your super-strict firewall rules work perfectly – by blocking even your own SSH connection to the remote server. Now some poor sysadmin has to make the digital walk of shame: a 500km road trip just to press a power button. Security experts always say "defense in depth," but they never mention "leave yourself a backdoor, you idiot." The minions audience is just perfect - thousands of identical yellow followers witnessing your magnificent self-own.

Content rAskReddit Posted by uworldtraveler100 10h What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? 4 26.8k J 14.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS RegulatoryCapture 4h 1 Award The legal code. Computer programmers have come up with beautiful collab- orative change tracking systems (like git) that let you easily make changes to a huge base of code, track who changed what, submit and resolve conflicting versions of updates, etc. But when we pass a new bill that replaces or modifies an old law, it is always some 300 page document with pages of "Subsection F Paragraph 3 will be modified to read 'XYZ' Why not put the laws into a git repository and make it easy for bills to just modify the existing history to say what you want it to say? And why not have the transparency to see exactly what changes and WHO implemented that change? Want to slip some pork for your district into an unrelated bill? Well, that edit is going to have your name on it. Of course it will never happen. Reply 928 J imtn 1h Who the heck wrote this ridiculous bill? git blame Ah, I did. 217