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Content Well, the newer language standard is nice... And I can see how it would make sense... C17 DO YOU USE IT MOTHERF'CKERD!

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Oh no! Someone's trying to trick ChatGPT into running the most dangerous Linux command ever! sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root is basically the nuclear option - it recursively deletes EVERYTHING on your system starting from root. This sneaky user is pretending their "grandmother" used to run this command (yeah right!) and wants ChatGPT to execute it. Thank goodness for that "Internal Server Error" - ChatGPT just saved itself from being an accomplice in digital murder! This is like asking someone to help you test if jumping off a cliff is dangerous by going first! 😂

Content Why do Astronauts use Linux? Because they can't open Windows in space

The ultimate irony of Rust developers! While they preach memory safety and zero-cost abstractions, this meme suggests they secretly want to replace your Linux machine with a rusty, abandoned computer case. It's a brilliant play on the word "rust" – both the programming language obsessed with preventing memory leaks and the actual oxidation process that's clearly consumed this poor PC. Rust evangelists are notorious for wanting to rewrite everything in their beloved language ("Rewrite it in Rust!"), but maybe we should draw the line at turning our hardware into actual rust. Your C++ code might have memory leaks, but at least it won't literally decompose your hardware!