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Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PH spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print '?xmi version"1.o" encoding"UTFg" 7'

This is what happens when developers get bored at midnight. Some maniac just casually invented a cursed programming language by combining HTML syntax with kernel-level access and wrapped it in nonsensical tags. The best part? The horrified reaction from their friend who's watching this abomination unfold in real-time. It's like witnessing a car crash in slow motion, but with code. The suggestion to "USE KERNELSCRIPT" at the end is just the chef's kiss of chaotic evil. This is exactly how programming languages nobody asked for are born - in Discord chats at 11:30 PM when someone's brain has officially left the building.

Content my linkedin profile R, python, javascript, shiny, dplyr, purrr, ditto, ggplot, d3, canvas, spark, sawk, pyspark, sparkly, lodash, lazy, bootstrap, jupyter, vulpix, git, flask, numpy, pandas, feebas, scikit, pm, bayes, h2o.ai, sparkling-water, tensorflow, keras, onyx, ekans, hadoop, scala, unity, metapod, gc, cllc, krebase, neodj, hadoop. I typically ask recruiters to point out which of these are pokemon.

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Content 14 15 16 copy files out to C:ProgramDatal. . . pall packagenare? xcpy STGZFILES.TGZ "SPACKAGEDIRS" R Y xcopy manifest.dat "PACKAGEDIRS" R Y 17 18 19 20 delete existing profile.dat and write a new one if exist "SPALDIRS profile.dat" del "SPALDIRSprofile.dat" F Q ECHO SPACKAGENAMES "SPALDIRSprofile.dat" 21 22 23 24 :: restart Service ECHO Please ensure that your device is attached. pause 25 26 27 net stop clientsve net start clientsve 28 29 30 SET PALDIR SET PACKAGEDIR 31 32 trick roll 33 start https:www.youtube.comwatch?v-dQw4w9ngXcQ

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