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Content Candidate struggling to solve coding task during technical interview Interviewer who just copied it from the internet not knowing how to solve it

Content Microsoft: Wait, I can explain! Apple: Your users know that you're spying? G Google: You spy through the whole OS?? I spy only the web. Linux: You guys are spying?

The classic "just use Linux" response in its purest form. Someone desperately reaches out for antivirus recommendations, and the tech community's solution? "Common sense is the best antivirus" – right before watching them drown in malware. It's like telling someone who can't swim that "not drowning is the best swimming technique." Thanks for the life-changing wisdom, Reddit security experts! I'm sure that advice will come in handy when grandma clicks on that Nigerian prince email.

The eternal superiority complex of Arch Linux users has reached new heights! The chart hilariously suggests that while money and status contribute somewhat to one's attractiveness, nothing quite compares to casually dropping "I use Arch btw" in conversation. For the uninitiated, this phrase has become the unofficial slogan of Arch Linux users who can't go five minutes without mentioning their distro choice—as if manually configuring your entire system and typing obscure terminal commands somehow makes you irresistible. The fact that the Arch bar is comically larger than money and status perfectly captures the delusional self-importance that comes with using a distribution that's essentially just Linux with extra steps and fewer functioning drivers.

Content Alright, everyone, we need a new aubmission for rProgrammerilumor. Any Ideas? We can bash PHP again! or do a bad post! How about an original joke?

Content YOU CAN'T SPY ON ME THROUGH MY WEBCAM Openine Mon Tue-Th LINUX DRIVERS NOT WORKING -Sal impftp.com