Who Wrote The Postgres Docs

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Who Wrote The Postgres Docs

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The PostgreSQL docs really said "don't @ me" with calendar math. That snarky response about complaining to the Pope is peak database documentation energy. It's like the author got tired of people arguing about whether the 21st century started in 2000 or 2001 and just decided to drop the mic with SQL receipts. The query results don't lie - December 2000 is century 20, February 2001 is century 21. And if you have a problem with that logic, good luck getting the Vatican to change 2000 years of calendar conventions for your database query.

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