It's A Gamble I'm Willing To Take

The quintessential junior developer experience captured in its purest form. Spending 4 hours in debugging purgatory, questioning your life choices and sanity, only to discover you never actually called the function you wrote. It's like building an entire rocket ship and wondering why it won't launch when you never pressed the ignition button. The instant transition from SpongeBob's rage-filled face to "Worked immediately" is the perfect representation of that unique mixture of relief and self-loathing that only programming can provide. The most authentic part? We've ALL been there... probably yesterday.

Content Me whenever I encounter a bug in my code after watching vid from veritasium : Damn You Cosmic ray bit flip

Content luciferlaughs Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. IS wordswithkittywitch I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What's more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year. supersciencegeek Ok, so the short version is that scientists want to insert a Useful Gene. But they have no way of knowing if the Useful Gene actually got incorporated into the cat's (or other animal's) DNA. So they glue the Glow Gene to the Useful Gene. If the animal glows, both genes got inserted successfully.

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Content errors then errors now CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE (CORE CORRUPTED, CODE Ox911a) woopsie, looks like one of our servers is feeling sad today :' but our busy little worker bees are working hard to bring it back!

Content you guyz do your 9-5 I'm gonna print money now I have a game changing app idea, i need someone who can code Full Stack Development Posted 2 hours ago Worldwide ive got an insane app idea and i need someone who can code in order to pull it off, i really believe that this could be a money printer idea. 100.00 Fixed-price Intermediate ram looking for a mix of experience and value Contract-to-hire This job has the potential to turn into a full time role Project Type: Complex project