You're Absolutely Right!

Late night coding Code review Impostor syndrome Programmer life Debugging hell Burnout Rgb setup Night owl Sarcasm

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You're Absolutely Right!

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Nodding along in code reviews while secretly thinking "I have no idea what this person is talking about." The classic 3 AM programmer vibe - bloodshot eyes, RGB keyboard glowing like a Christmas tree, and that special kind of exhaustion where you'll agree with literally anything just to end the conversation. The shirt and mug are just backup for when your brain fails and all you can muster is "You're absolutely right!" Meanwhile, the judgy cat in the window is all of us watching ourselves slowly descend into coding madness. The cigarette is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "I've given up on clean code" quite like contemplating your life choices at midnight.

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