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You know you're getting old when your laptop outlives most of your relationships. That 10-year-old ThinkPad running Linux is basically a family heirloom at this point—still boots faster than your coworker's brand new MacBook, still has all the ports you actually need, and the keyboard feels like typing on clouds made of mechanical switches. The real tragedy here is that elderly laptop probably still has a better CPU than half the IoT devices in your house, doesn't force you to use a dongle for literally everything, and runs your code compilation without sounding like it's preparing for takeoff. Meanwhile, modern laptops are soldered shut, unrepairable, and cost more than a used car. Respect your elders, especially when they're still running that perfectly stable Debian install from 2015.

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