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When You Get A Ticket For A Bugfix In The Part Of The Codebase That Hasn't Been Touched In 10 Years

When You Get A Ticket For A Bugfix In The Part Of The Codebase That Hasn't Been Touched In 10 Years
Oh sweet summer child! The Project Manager cheerfully invites the Developer into the radioactive wasteland of legacy spaghetti code like it's just a quick trip to the coffee machine. "20 minute adventure" he says with the confidence of someone who's never had to decipher a single line of uncommented code from 2013! Cut to reality: 10 HOURS LATER and they're both emotionally destroyed. The dev is screaming in existential horror while the PM has finally realized why the last three developers quit. That ancient codebase isn't just bad - it's an eldritch horror wrapped in duct tape and prayers that somehow still runs production!

Identity Crisis: SQLite As JSON Storage

Identity Crisis: SQLite As JSON Storage
SQLite having an existential crisis is the most relatable thing ever. Poor little database engine just trying to find its purpose in life, only to discover it's being used as a glorified JSON storage container. That's like hiring a professional chef to make toast. Mobile devs are out here committing database sacrilege - taking a fully-featured relational database with ACID compliance and proper SQL support and just stuffing unstructured JSON blobs into it. The robot's "OH my god" reaction is every database administrator's soul leaving their body when they see SQL queries that could've been replaced with a simple text file.

School Project More Like Free Website

School Project More Like Free Website
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of schools asking students to compete in creating their website only to STEAL THE WINNER'S WORK! ๐Ÿ™„ It's the corporate equivalent of saying "Hey kids, design my logo for free, and I'll give the winner a shoutout on Instagram!" Except the prize is... absolutely nothing but the privilege of having your work exploited! Congratulations, you've just experienced your first taste of the tech industry's favorite pastime: getting professional work done for the bargain price of a gold star and a pat on the head! ๐Ÿ’€

Quack Overflow

Quack Overflow
The existential crisis of a rubber duck debugging session. That little yellow companion questioning its purpose in life, only to discover it's just a silent therapist for frustrated developers. "You listen to me complain about my bugs" is the perfect summary of every programmer's relationship with their desk duck. Twenty years in this industry and I'm still talking to plastic toys about why my code won't compile. The duck's resigned "Oh my quack" is basically how we all feel after the tenth hour of hunting down a missing semicolon.