Redux Goes Brrr

The classic "Epic Handshake" meme gets a deliciously ironic twist here. On one side, we have the noble summer job warrior, barely putting in effort at the fulfillment center. On the other, the valiant frontend developer, creating pixel-perfect UI while ignoring best practices. Both united in the sacred art of "loading packages lazily" - which is either slacking off at work or using lazy loading in code, depending on which arm you're looking at. The duality of half-assery creating one magnificent whole-ass disaster. It's the beautiful union of two completely different worlds reaching the exact same mediocre outcome through entirely different means.

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When you've been writing JavaScript for so long that you forget how to use normal words anymore. That moment when someone says "use using" and your brain immediately autocorrects it to using use = useUsing("use") because you've been drowning in React hooks for the past 6 months. The guy whispering looks like he just discovered a revolutionary pattern while the other dude is having an existential crisis realizing he's been useState -ing, useEffect -ing, and useContext -ing so much that the word "use" has lost all semantic meaning. Welcome to the hook life, where everything is a use and nothing hurts... except your sanity.

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