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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of our past selves! 💀
What seemed like a BRILLIANT idea at 2 AM ("Let's just add a simple history feature so users can undo operations!") turns into an existential crisis when you realize you've opened a Pandora's box of race conditions and theoretical nightmares.
Your brain literally SPLITS IN TWO - part of you is like "this is fine, just a quick feature" while the other part is DROWNING in the horrifying reality that you've just volunteered to rewrite half your database architecture for what was supposed to be a "20 minute adventure."
And the worst part? Future you will look back at this code and wonder what kind of DERANGED LUNATIC wrote it. Spoiler alert: it was you. It was ALWAYS you.
