Can't Remember The Last Time I Used Int 16

Legacy code Data types Obsolete technology Existential crisis Rick and morty Character encoding Integers 16-bit Utf-16

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Can't Remember The Last Time I Used Int 16

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A robot existential crisis in four panels. The poor mechanical fellow questions its purpose (16-bit integers), only to discover it's been completely obsoleted by UTF-16 encoding. Like finding out your job has been automated... by a more efficient version of yourself. That moment when you realize you're the legacy code nobody wants to maintain anymore. At least COBOL programmers still get calls sometimes.

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