Can't Remember The Last Time I Used Int 16

The ancient programmer is speaking! Back in the primordial soup of web development, we coded entire websites in Notepad or Vi like absolute savages. No syntax highlighting, no auto-complete, just pure ASCII and tears. Modern devs with their fancy VS Code and 47 extensions would probably faint at the sight of us manually typing every <table> tag for layout. Those were the days of real grit—when a single misplaced semicolon meant spending three hours debugging, and we LIKED it that way! Kids these days will never understand the character-building experience of FTPing files one by one while praying the connection holds.

The eternal addict's bargaining of every developer who claims their text editor will eventually rival VS Code after "just one more plugin." Neovim users are particularly guilty of this behavior—installing 47 plugins to get functionality VS Code ships with out of the box, then spending 3 days configuring it all in Lua just to feel superior while editing the same 5 files. The tears really sell the desperation.

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