Recognition Memes

Churchill gets up thinking he's being honored, but nope—it's Alan Turing, the OG computer scientist who cracked the Enigma code while Churchill was just drinking tea and making speeches. The speaker's savage "sit down" moment perfectly captures how programmers feel when managers try to take credit for our work. Turing literally invented modern computing while being criminally underappreciated. Next time your PM says "we built this feature," remember this meme and silently seethe.

The eternal corporate handshake that pays everyone's bills. Manager and client congratulate each other on a "successful project" while completely ignoring the sleep-deprived developer who actually built the damn thing. Twenty years in the industry and I've watched this scene play out at every project celebration. The programmer gets a pizza party while management gets the bonus. Tale as old as Git.