In Honor Of Our Coding Godfather

Future Twitter from 2025 coming in hot with the tech founder banter we didn't know we needed! Bill Gates asking what VIBE stands for in "Vibe Coding" only to have Linux creator Linus Torvalds drop the perfect acronym: "Very Inefficient But Entertaining." That's basically the definition of every side project I've ever built at 2AM while convincing myself it's "revolutionary." Writing 200 lines when 10 would do, but hey—it has RGB effects!

Nothing says "I've transcended mere mortal programming" like writing JavaScript fetch requests on what appears to be a phone from 2007 with actual physical buttons. The 20% battery is the chef's kiss – clearly this developer lives dangerously. This is peak "I need to fix production NOW but I'm at my cousin's anime-themed birthday party." The code is surprisingly readable though! Gotta respect someone fetching videos with promise chains on what's essentially a calculator with a screen. The real question isn't what's stopping you from coding like this – it's why would anyone voluntarily choose this digital torture device when a proper keyboard exists somewhere in the world?

SWEET MOTHER OF LINEAR ALGEBRA! Imagine pouring your heart out about your personal tragedy to a LITERAL MATRIX! The poor soul is asking about his wife and kids to an equation that's just sitting there with its rows and columns, completely incapable of human empathy! 😭 It's like expecting your calculator to give you therapy! "Dear Matrix, why did she leave?" "BECAUSE YOU SPEND ALL NIGHT CALCULATING DETERMINANTS, HAROLD!" The absolute mathematical TRAGEDY of it all! This is what happens when you spend too much time in the computer science department - you start seeing matrices as your only friends! Next thing you know, you're asking vectors about your dating life!

Content Jake Williams MalwareJake ( Follow Dear web developers, The answer is zero. Zero. Get it through your thick skulls. Zero is the number of times anyone has EVER wanted something to autoplay on your site and start making noise. I'd honestly rather you mine crypto-currency in my browser than use my speakers. kthxbye 1:24 AM - 25 Feb 2018 10,894 Retweets 41,195 Likes 560 12 1 9 a M

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