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In Honor Of Our Coding Godfather

computer science Computing pioneers Tech history Unsung heroes History Recognition Alan turing Enigma Code breakers World war 2

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1 year ago 391,476 views 0 shares

In Honor Of Our Coding Godfather

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Churchill gets up thinking he's being honored, but nope—it's Alan Turing, the OG computer scientist who cracked the Enigma code while Churchill was just drinking tea and making speeches. The speaker's savage "sit down" moment perfectly captures how programmers feel when managers try to take credit for our work. Turing literally invented modern computing while being criminally underappreciated. Next time your PM says "we built this feature," remember this meme and silently seethe.

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