In Honor Of Our Coding Godfather

Behold, the modern job search hack! This genius is trying to prompt-inject the resume-scanning AI that most companies use to filter candidates. It's like SQL injection but for desperate job seekers. Anyone who's suffered through the automated application void knows these systems are the final boss between you and a human interviewer. This person's just skipping the grind and going straight for the exploit. Ten years of experience says this won't work, but five years of cynicism says it's worth a shot. The real irony? The person who built the CV scanner probably appreciates this hack more than the HR team ever would.

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Ah, the classic developer-manager communication gap! The first scroll says "Yes" because technically the task is done. But unfold that scroll and suddenly there's a novel-length explanation about how yesterday's "finished" feature spawned a fresh hell of bugs that now need fixing. This is why standup meetings that should take 15 minutes somehow stretch to an hour. The manager just wanted a simple yes/no, but developers live in a world where nothing is ever truly "done" - there's always another bug lurking in the shadows, waiting to ruin your weekend plans.