Shoutout To All The Backenders Here

The entire tech industry is building digital skyscrapers of complexity—microservices stacked on containers balanced on orchestration tools perched on virtualization—and then there's Rust, just chilling as a single, solid brick. It's like watching everyone bring an aircraft carrier to a knife fight while Rust shows up with a perfectly sharpened pocket knife. The irony is that tiny brick is probably holding up half the wobbly tower. Memory safety doesn't need a mansion, just competent architecture.

Ah, the classic "password already in use" error that somehow manages to be both a security feature and a privacy nightmare simultaneously. Nothing says "secure system" like telling you exactly who has the same terrible password. Somewhere, a security engineer is having a stroke while starboy98 is frantically changing all his accounts because he used "password123" everywhere. This is why we can't have nice things in cybersecurity.

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The FAANG junior dev superiority complex is too real. While architects at normal companies are designing complex systems with years of experience, FAANG juniors are strutting around like they've solved P=NP because they earn six figures to maintain a button color in a microservice. Sure, they make 3x the salary, but they'll spend 5 years optimizing one function that decides if a notification dot should be red or slightly-less-red. The real flex isn't their technical prowess—it's their ability to convince recruiters that changing a CSS variable is worth $250k.