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Picture this: a massive successful project launch, and everyone's gathered around the giant fish of achievement for the photo op. The CEO, QA, and Project Manager are all smiles, hands proudly on the catch, basking in that sweet, sweet glory. Meanwhile, the developer is standing in the corner like a forgotten houseplant, watching the credit parade march on without them.
Because naturally, when the app actually WORKS and makes the company millions, it's a team effort! But when there's a bug in production at 2 AM? Suddenly it's "Hey developer, YOUR code is broken." The irony is absolutely chef's kiss.
Nothing says "we value our engineers" quite like taking all the credit while they stand there contemplating their career choices and whether that startup offering equity is still hiring.
