The Corporate Recognition Hierarchy

management Tech industry Software development Junior developer Office politics Recognition Corporate hierarchy Credit stealing Project delivery

Programming Agile

5 months ago 150,280 views 0 shares

The Corporate Recognition Hierarchy

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Ah, the corporate food chain in its natural habitat. The junior programmer—submerged in mud and barely visible—did all the actual work while the Dev Lead stands there looking presentable. Meanwhile, Senior Management is off-screen, probably sending "congratulations" emails from a golf course. The hippo gets more recognition than the person who wrote the code. Just another day in tech where your Git commits are inversely proportional to your visibility at the success party.

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