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Og Python Logo

18 days ago 94.9K views 0 shares

Driver pulls out ID featuring the iconic green Python mascot while the Python logo sits in the car saying "Old photo, officer." Classic case of language evolution. The snake's been hitting the gym since that ID photo was taken, clearly bulked up on all those new libraries and frameworks. Still the same reptile underneath though, just with better syntax.

Please Don't Make Me Go Back There

Typescript Webdev Javascript Programming Debugging

2 months ago 121.2K views 0 shares

The emotional trauma of diving back into TypeScript after swimming in the lawless waters of JavaScript is just too real. It's like going from a world where you can declare variables as whatever the hell you want, to suddenly having a strict parent checking your homework and screaming "TYPE ERROR" at every turn. That fetal position is the universal developer stance for "I've seen things in that legacy codebase that cannot be unseen." The sweet structure of TypeScript feels like both salvation and punishment after you've been living like a code bandit for too long.

We Make No Sense

Bash Programming Linux

2 months ago 132.9K views 0 shares

Telling someone to "pipe it to cat" is basically asking them to take their output and show it on screen, which is like saying "show me that thing" with extra Unix steps. The beauty is how we've normalized saying absolutely ridiculous phrases with complete seriousness. Non-programmers must think we're in some bizarre cult where we pipe things to cats and fork children while killing zombies and orphans. And honestly? They're not entirely wrong.

Trigger A Fanbase With One Sentence

Frontend Webdev Javascript

3 months ago 113.9K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD. You just HAD to say "HTML is a programming language," didn't you? The ULTIMATE tech world civil war starter! 💀 Watch as hordes of computer science purists DRAMATICALLY clutch their mechanical keyboards while screeching "It's a MARKUP language, you absolute heathen!" Meanwhile, front-end devs are in the corner having existential crises because apparently their entire career is built on a LIE. The internet has NEVER known peace since this debate began. Friendships shattered. Stack Overflow threads locked. Conference rooms burned to the ground. And you're just standing there with that smug little smile, watching the world burn!

The Great SQL Pronunciation War

Databases Programming Backend

3 months ago 118.2K views 0 shares

THE AUDACITY of people pronouncing SQL as "sequel" is the hill I will DIE ON! 💀 It's S-Q-L, you monsters! The full name is "Structured Query Language" - where exactly is this mythical "E" hiding?! Database developers across the universe are LITERALLY SPLITTING INTO WARRING FACTIONS over this pronunciation catastrophe. One side smugly spelling it out letter by letter while the "sequel" crowd struts around like they've invented a better sorting algorithm. The database wars aren't about Oracle vs. MySQL - they're about who's going to snap first in the next meeting when someone says "sequel server" instead of "S-Q-L server"!

Memory Safety Achieved

Rust Devops Hardware Programming

3 months ago 181.1K views 0 shares

When your Rust compiler decides to turn your CPU into a space heater... that's peak memory safety! The irony is delicious - Rust promises memory safety but your system becomes completely unusable in the process. All cores maxed at 97°C while compiling, and the poor dev had to grab their phone to even take this screenshot because the machine was too busy contemplating the ownership model of every single variable. The final punchline? "It's safe when you can't use your computer" - technically correct, the best kind of correct!

Poor Html

Programming Python Frontend

4 months ago 137.6K views 0 shares

poorHtml | programming-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, web-memes, program-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Developers: HTML is not a programming language, never never. HTML: The web cannot survive without me, but you guys keep hating me. Thanks.

It Was Announced Way Back2022

Programming

5 months ago 73.1K views 0 shares

Content O Brie Gai Any update on Carbon programming language? Google? Anyone?

Good to see games being ported to HolyC; The Most Powerful Language Ever Created

Javascript Programming Python Java Linux

5 months ago 185.6K views 0 shares

Good to see games being ported to HolyC; The Most Powerful Language Ever Created | programming-memes, programmer-memes, html-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, html5-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, source code-memes, language-memes, cookie-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content GAME MADE USING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES By: Codehub.py HolyC 1. Counter Strike 2. Doom in Engine DOON ENGINE 3. King Quest 4. Starcraft 5. World of Warcraft C 1. Kingdom of Loathing 2. Nothing to Hide 3. Gods wil be watching 4. Roll it 5. Cookie Clicker Javascript 1. On Off GAMI ODFI 2. Everyone's sky 3. Underrun 4. Konnekt 5. Super Chrono konnekt portal maker HTML5 1. Tom Clancy's Politka 2. Runescape 3. Powder Game 4. Star Wars Galaxies 5. Robotorge Codehub.py For Source code and Project Visit: Improgrammer.com

How to save the princess using 8 programming languages

Javascript Programming php Java StackOverflow

5 months ago 241.6K views 0 shares

How to save the princess using 8 programming languages | programming-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, try-memes, node-memes, version-memes, express-memes, overflow-memes, production-memes, c#-memes, query-memes, language-memes, framework-memes, product-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content BUT ThE PRINCESS! HOW TO SAVE THE PRINCESS BY O toggl USING 8 PROGRAMMING Goon SquAD LANGUAGES YOU HAVE JAVASCRIPT YoU SPEnD HOUrS PICKING LIBRARIES SETTING UP NODE BUILDING A FRAME WORK FOR THE CASTLE. BY THE TIME YoUrE FINIShED WITH THE FRAMEWORK THE FORT HAS BEEN ABANDONED AND THE PRINCESS HAS MOVED TO ANOTHER CASTLE YOU HAVE YOU HAVE A LIBRARY FOR A CASTLE A LIBRARY FOR THE PRINCESS - CHARGE! YOU RESCUE THE PRINCESS HER DOG, HER ENTIRE WARDROBE EVERYTHING SHE HAS EVER EATEN... FUCK - DID FORGET NULL -TERMINATOR YOU HAVE C YOU SPEND HOURS TRYING TO EXPRESS THE ENTIRE RESCUE IN A SINGLE LINQ QUERY YOU GIVE UP AND GO TO STACKOVERFLOW TO HAVE JON SKEET RESCUE THE PRINCESS FOR YOU. YoU HAVE JAVA YoU QUICKLY DEPLOY THE RESCUE TO PRODUCTION YOU DISCOVER YOU'vE LOADED TWO VERSIONS OF THE CASTLE BUT NO PRINCESS YoU HAVE LISP YoU HaVE Go WE DON'T SUPPORT FREEING CAPTURED PRINCESSES, WE ALREADY HAVE THESE FREE PRINCESSES IN THE STANDARD LIBR... ... WAIT, IS THIS THE PRINCESS FROM THE JAVA PANEL YOU HAVE PASCAL YOU DECLARE YOUR PRINCESS CASTLE RESCUE PLAN THEN YOU GO FOR A DRINK FORGET ABOUT THE IMPLEMENTATION YoU HAVE PuP YOU HaVE TO reScUE THE PRiNCESS... IN PHP.. MART VIRKUS '6 toggl

Javascript I am looking at you!

Javascript Programming Java Frontend Backend

5 months ago 167.9K views 1 shares

Javascript I am looking at you! | programming-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, program-memes, front end-memes, back end-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When you know only one programming language but it's capable of doing front end, back end and everything you need.. (techviral TechViral fTheTech Viral

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