Compact Java Is Coming

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Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): os.syal FUNNY GOLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

Content Eric Frohnhoefer (a EricFrohnhoefer - 2h Hot take 1 have spent 6yrs working on Twitter for Android and can say this is wrong. 1) Elon Musk elonmusk 5h Btw, I'd like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing 1000 poorly batched PCs just to render a home timeline! 9 44 12 37 509 Elon Musk elonmusk 5m Replying to EricFrohnhoefer Then please correct me. What is the right number? 156 17 56 1,145 Elon Musk elonmusk 3m Replying to elonmusk and EricFrohnhoefer Twitter is super slow on Android. What have you done to fix that? 121 17 27 526

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute GENIUS of this meme! 🤣 Each programming control structure represented by its perfect power cord equivalent: • if-else chains : Multiple dongles hanging off your laptop like some desperate octopus trying to connect to EVERYTHING • switch : A literal power SWITCH with multiple outlets (I mean, come ON with that perfection!) • while(True) : A power strip connected TO ITSELF in an infinite loop that would make your electrical inspector have a stroke • foreach : Power strips daisy-chained along the wall like some kind of electricity conga line • try : That chaotic rat's nest of cables we ALL have somewhere but pretend we don't • catch : A circuit breaker ready to save your entire house from burning down when your code inevitably fails And we all know that "Build Skip Tests" means we're bypassing ALL these safety measures anyway! Who needs error handling when you have deadlines?!

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