Taxing Your Imports

GASP! The trade war has reached our sacred code repositories! 😱 Imagine waking up and finding out your import numpy as np now costs 35% more processing power! The horror! Data scientists everywhere clutching their Jupyter notebooks in absolute despair while frantically hoarding pre-tariff versions of scikit-learn. Next thing you know, we'll need a black market for TensorFlow and a smuggling operation for pandas dataframes. The economy of Stack Overflow answers is about to COLLAPSE!