OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of Python using a plain TEXT file for dependencies! ๐
JavaScript developers clutching their precious package.json files like it's the holy grail, only to discover Python developers are out here living like BARBARIANS with requirements.txt!
It's like discovering your sophisticated neighbor who judges your IKEA furniture actually sleeps on a MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR. The betrayal! The drama! The simplicity that somehow... just... works?!