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Content rProgrammerHumor: People who only know Python: I've never met this operator in my life

An 8-year-old just destroyed decades of compiler design with a single question. The kid's logic is infuriatingly sound—if the compiler is smart enough to detect the missing semicolon, why isn't it smart enough to fix it? Meanwhile, seasoned developers are having existential crises because we've spent countless hours hunting down missing semicolons when the computer knew exactly what was wrong the whole time. It's like having a friend who watches you search for your keys while knowing they're on the coffee table. Thanks kid, for making us question our entire profession.

The gap between résumé and reality has never been so elegantly exposed. Sure, you're "multilingual" in programming... if copying the same print() statement and changing "Hello World" to different languages counts as fluency. It's like claiming you're a polyglot because you can say "where's the bathroom?" in five countries. The universal programmer flex that falls apart the moment someone asks you to implement a binary tree in any of those "languages" you supposedly know.

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