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Content Backend Software Develo... D-Orbit Lisboa, Portugal in Candidatura simplificada Salvar Qualifications and Requirements Strong experience in Python programming (at least 3 years): Knowledge of asynchronous programming: Strong knowledge about Pythons' unit testing frameworks (preferably pytest); Experience in the use of Cython library for generation of python extensions; Strong experience in Java programming (preferable experience in Kotlin): Experience in maintaining Java based web applications: Strong experience in C programming; Strong experience in the use and design of REST APIs; Strong experience on event-driven architectures (pubsub pattern); Strong familiarity with Git distributed version control system; Strong experience of the use of commandline of the Linux based operating systems; Strong experience in debugging distributed applications potentially running in remote environments: Experience in agile development methodologies (e.g.. Scrum, TDD); Experience with applications that handle large datasets: Experience in implementing caching mechanisms (i.e., using Redis); Experience in NoSQL databases such as Cassandra and Redis; Experience in relational databases, namely PostgreSQL: Experience using Kafka, MQTT and Redis as message brokers: Experience in cloud-based environments, namely AWS; Experience in the definition and use of Docker containers; Experience in orchestration of docker containerized microservices using Kubernetes; Some experience in working under DevOps oriented methodologies: Pipeline definition: Test execution automation; Some experience in web application development using the microservices architectural paradigm; Experience in designing web-based applications considering the need for scalability, reliability and security; Experience with Jira framework: Experience of bash shell scripting; Experience in JavaScriptTypescript: Experience in authentication and authorization mechanisms; Experience with event bus technologies (e.g., Kafka);

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Content Let's train our own AI right away! Qucik! We need to become an AI company fast! How do we do it? Let's use the OpenAI API Let's use an already existing algorithm and lets call it AI. 10 Vice president

Content WELL DESIGNED, FAST PYTHON CODE MOST AWFUL, LEAST OPTIMIZED C CODE

C++ developers writing 1000 lines of memory management and pointer arithmetic just to shave 3 milliseconds off execution time while Python devs accomplish the same task during their coffee break. Sure, your code is 100x faster, but I've been home for 6 hours already.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of AI development in four painful acts! 😭 It starts with such INNOCENT OPTIMISM - breaking down the plan into features, like some kind of organizational GENIUS! Then the descent begins... features into tasks with that suspicious "fiask 3" typo lurking like a red flag from the debugging underworld. By panel three, we've entered full CHAOS territory with a file structure that would make Marie Kondo WEEP - file1.py somehow spawning ANOTHER file1.py?! The circular dependency from HELL! And the grand finale? Throwing your hands up and hiring an ACTUAL developer who knows what they're doing! Because nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" like watching your AI project implode spectacularly before it even reaches production!