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Well, well, well... turns out programmers aren't just spending their nights debugging code! This meme reveals the shocking economics of educational content on different platforms - with Pornhub paying nearly 3x more per million views than YouTube. No wonder so many devs are "researching neural networks" at 2 AM! The real algorithm everyone's trying to crack is how to explain technical concepts while keeping viewers' hands... on their keyboards. Clearly, the path to monetization is understanding your audience's... um... "engagement metrics." 😏

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Oh. My. GOD. Trying to debug regex is LITERALLY like being an archaeologist deciphering ancient hieroglyphics with nothing but a magnifying glass and shattered dreams! You're squinting at a wall of cryptic symbols that might as well be alien transmissions, desperately trying to figure out why your pattern matches "hotdog" but not "hot dog" while slowly losing your will to live. And just when you think you've solved it? SURPRISE! It breaks in 17 new mysterious ways! The ancient Egyptians probably had an easier time communicating than developers trying to understand their own regex from last week. 🔍😭

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