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The security admin proudly sets up branch protection requiring admin approval for all code changes. Meanwhile, the intern is confused about needing a +1 approval while the senior dev is like "lgtm, ship it" despite the code clearly containing an API key hardcoded in plain text with debugging logs printing credentials. Security theater at its finest - the branch is protected but the data sure isn't.

Content stackoverflow Questions Tags Users Add a number to another number in JavaScript hallo 0 Thave got a number in my JavaScript variable! Now how do I add another number to it? Please javascript Badges Unanswered 3 Answers You should definitely use Query. It's really great and does all things 22 ink edit flag newest votes answered 11 minutes ago 7894 13Query 1,234 02 013 I agree, Query is really the best, it solves all kinds of browser problems and is good, as well - sumcOda 8 mins ago 1 query is best quality code ever, if you don't use your a idiot - Werry Togan 4 mins ago add comment 4 I think there's a Query plugin for that. Google for Query basic arithmetic plugin. link edt flag answered 5 minutes ago Timothy Goatse 4.321 are to yeah, Query is definately the way to go - fishnipples 5 mins ago lused the Query diet plugin and lost 10kg in a week - fatty 4 mins ago add comment -2 To add numbers together you should use the operator, for example: var a 1: var b a2; alert (b); 3 link edit delete flag answered 50 seconds ago some 1 not enough Query - sumcOda 30 secs ago ProgrammerHumor.

Content oscherler JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say "Fuck this shit", but I can never be sure what "this" refers to. 7:03 AM Oct 30. 2015 Twitterrific for Mac 1.2K Retweets 1.3K Likes

When you've been writing JavaScript for so long that you forget how to use normal words anymore. That moment when someone says "use using" and your brain immediately autocorrects it to using use = useUsing("use") because you've been drowning in React hooks for the past 6 months. The guy whispering looks like he just discovered a revolutionary pattern while the other dude is having an existential crisis realizing he's been useState -ing, useEffect -ing, and useContext -ing so much that the word "use" has lost all semantic meaning. Welcome to the hook life, where everything is a use and nothing hurts... except your sanity.

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The existential crisis of the this keyword across programming languages is pure comedy gold. In C++, it's a straightforward pointer to your class instance—neat and tidy. Java keeps it classy with a reference instead. Then Python swoops in with its explicit self parameter like "let's just call it what it is, folks!" But the real punchline? JavaScript, where this is whatever it feels like being that day—sometimes the window, sometimes an element, sometimes your function's parent... who knows! It's the programming equivalent of that friend who changes personality based on who they're hanging out with. No wonder C developers are looking at JS like they've witnessed a crime against computer science.