Node Modules: The Backpack That Ate Your Hard Drive

Just what we needed - protectionist programming! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like banning all those pesky foreign libraries that actually work. Guess I'll just rewrite lodash from scratch instead of my actual project. And while I'm at it, let me reinvent React, jQuery, and every other useful tool because clearly my homegrown American code will have fewer bugs and security issues. Forget standing on the shoulders of giants - we're coding with bootstraps now! Next executive order: all variables must be named in English, and semicolons are now mandatory because they look like tiny American flags.

The modern tech industry: a massive elephant (literally the entire world's IT infrastructure) balanced precariously on a beach ball being carried by a couple of ants (unpaid open source devs). Nothing says "sustainable business model" quite like trillion-dollar companies building their empires on packages maintained by some sleep-deprived developer who's fixing critical security bugs during their lunch break. Next time your boss asks why the server crashed, just whisper: "Someone's npm package maintainer finally got a girlfriend and stopped coding on weekends."

Content Stop using Data Structures Trees were not meant to require a bachelor degree to understand Years of studying data structures but no real world usage found other than on exam papers Wanted to store data anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it is called ARRAYS "Let's implement a Circular Doubly Linked List with a dummy node" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged. Look at what software engineers has been demanding you to respect for all this (This is REAL Data structures, used by REAL software engineers) ????? ????? ????? Hello, I would like please They have played us for absolute fools.

Content if a snake was responsive would it be like this Or like this? BEFORE 2015 Frocrammers S if a snake was responsive would it be like this Or like this? S AFTER 2015

The virgin 6-line if-else statement vs the chad one-liner ternary operator. Nothing says "I'm a coding sophisticate" like condensing a perfectly readable conditional into a cryptic single line that makes future maintainers question their career choices. The sunglasses really sell it - "Look at me, I just saved 5 whole lines and only sacrificed the entire team's sanity." Next up: replacing all your variable names with single letters to achieve true programming enlightenment.

Content Sabrina sabrinaesaquino 8h Stop comparing programming languages Python is VERSATILE JavaScript is POWERFUL Ruby is ELEGANT C is ESSENTIAL C Java is ROBUST 100 17. 88 864 a 60.5K