Node Modules: The Backpack That Ate Your Hard Drive

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The most romantic words ever spoken: a for loop. When your code is so broken that you need to whisper sweet iterations into someone's ear. Nothing says "I'm desperate" quite like needing help with basic array traversal. That moment when Stack Overflow is down and you have to resort to actual human interaction. The real tragedy? She probably knows a more efficient O(log n) solution but he's too stubborn to ask for it directly.

Content Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (I) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht I'm keeping those

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Content Fear the Phantom (horror ga... 17h As an attempt to make game devs learn better manners, C now requires you to wrap your code in a "please" statement. Ignoring it will prevent the code from being executed. O references public void ToggleLights) please HeadLights. SetActive!HeadLights activeSelf; Background. GetComponentImageO.color HeadLigh LightSound .PlayO;

The ultimate power move by a frontend dev who chose violence that day. While product managers cry about "mobile-first design" and UX designers preach the gospel of responsive breakpoints, this rebel just said "nope" and hardcoded their way to freedom. It's the digital equivalent of putting up an "Out of Order" sign on the office coffee machine because you don't feel like refilling it. Somewhere, a Bootstrap developer is having heart palpitations while this site's creator is enjoying their extra 40 hours of free time not spent debugging media queries.