No More JavaScript On The Backend

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The package manager betrayal saga! When you use npm to install pnpm, you're essentially using the old tool to birth its replacement. The cat's face of pure existential dread says it all—watching as you cuddle with the shiny new package manager while npm realizes it's being phased out of your development stack. It's like hiring someone on LinkedIn to update your LinkedIn profile to "seeking new opportunities." The circle of JavaScript life is brutal.

When debugging gets too intense, just rage quit! This magnificent error handling strategy shows the pinnacle of software engineering: a catch block that simply closes the window. No logs, no error messages, no problem! It's the digital equivalent of flipping the table and walking away. Why fix bugs when you can just make them disappear... along with your entire application? Pure genius for those who believe user experience is overrated.

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of project managers questioning my PRECIOUS collection of 1000+ unused libraries! 💅 Listen, sweetheart, I don't come to YOUR desk and question why you have 47 Gantt charts for a project that was supposed to be done LAST YEAR. These libraries are my emotional support dependencies! Some developers collect stamps, I collect npm packages that I might use someday in that hypothetical perfect project that exists only in my dreams. And YES, our build time is 4 hours and our node_modules folder is larger than the known universe, but LOOK AT ALL THESE PRETTY PACKAGES! They're just sitting there... being neat! Is that a crime now?!

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