No More JavaScript On The Backend

Content Boss says to build a web app in IS and React Boss: "Why isn't this in Nextis? This should use Nextis.' I spend 10 hours refactoring rewriting Boss: "Why isn't this in TypeScript? This should use TS." ProarammerHumor.io spend 20 hours on the first set of reas Boss: "Why isn't this in Nextis? This should use Nextis." I spend 40 hours on the next set of reas Boss: "Why isn't this in TypeScript? This should use TS."

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Frontend: neat, organized embroidery with perfect patterns. Backend: the unholy tangle of threads that actually makes it work but looks like a dumpster fire behind the scenes. This is why "full stack" developers are just people who've accepted that half their work will always look like a crime scene. You either die a frontend dev or live long enough to become the person muttering "it works, don't touch it" while staring at spaghetti code that somehow powers a billion-dollar company.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL when someone says they prefer Tailwind while having NO CLUE what modern CSS can do! 💅 The driver's all excited about CSS Grid, Flexbox, and variables while his passenger is just like "I'll take my utility classes, thanks" — and BOOM — gets yeeted to the back seat faster than you can say "!important". It's the front-end equivalent of saying you prefer training wheels when someone offers you a motorcycle. The DRAMA! The AUDACITY!

Content There's talk about us migrating to React at work and I'm pretty sure I'm going to die on We haven't even finished our Angulars to Angular migration

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