No More JavaScript On The Backend

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No More JavaScript On The Backend

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Finally, an executive order we can all get behind. Node.js developers nationwide are frantically updating their resumes while Python and Go developers smugly nod in approval. The real tragedy? Thousands of npm packages suddenly wondering what they did wrong. Meanwhile, backend purists who've been saying "JavaScript belongs in the browser" for years are printing this out and framing it above their mechanical keyboards.

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