No More JavaScript On The Backend

Content Easy programming languages 1. HTML. Hypertext Markup Language (HTML) is the language that is used to code most web pages. ... 2. JavaScript. Along with HTML and CSS, JavaScript makes the internet.. 3. C. C is a general-purpose language that most programmers learn before moving on to more complex languages. 4. Python. ... 5. Java.

The eternal war between actual programmers and HTML "programmers" claims another victim! This poor soul just committed the cardinal sin of web development—calling himself an "HTML programmer" to a software engineer dad. It's like telling a chef you're also a culinary expert because you can microwave a Hot Pocket. HTML is a markup language, not a programming language—a distinction that will get you ejected from any serious developer's house faster than a syntax error in production code. Dad's 10-second countdown is basically the human equivalent of a connection timeout. No exceptions will be caught here!

Forget P vs NP and the halting problem! The real unsolved mysteries of computer science are the everyday nightmares we pretend don't exist. That moving button that plays hard-to-get just as you're about to click it? Pure evil. And don't get me started on trying to send a simple file between devices—apparently easier than putting humans on Mars, yet somehow still impossible without sacrificing a mechanical keyboard to the tech gods. My personal favorite: web developers somehow making simple text and images consume more memory than the entire Apollo mission. Because nothing says "modern web" like needing 16GB of RAM to read a recipe.

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Oh, so we're just casually letting ChatGPT debug our code now? Just gonna throw our errors at the AI overlords and pray they send back working code? The sheer AUDACITY of this approach is both horrifying and... honestly kinda genius? Like, why spend hours understanding your own code when you can just ask ChatGPT "Fix for: [incomprehensible error message]" and call it a day? The future of programming is literally just vibing with AI and hoping for the best. Senior developers are SHAKING right now. Stack Overflow is in SHAMBLES. We've gone from copy-pasting solutions to automating the entire process of not knowing what we're doing. Revolutionary.