Npm I: The Great Dependency Flood

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Frontend development in a nutshell. Two contradicting articles with the exact opposite titles, both written with absolute conviction. One says "Web Components Are Not the Future" while the other declares "Web Components ARE the Future." This is why junior devs stare blankly at their screens when asked which framework to learn. The entire web ecosystem is just senior developers confidently disagreeing with each other in Medium articles.

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JavaScript's parseInt() function is like that one coworker who ignores all your emails until you add exactly seven zeroes after the decimal point. The function stubbornly returns 0 for every decimal value, until suddenly—at 0.0000005—it decides "Oh, I see a 5 now!" and returns 5. It's like watching someone squint harder and harder at tiny text until they finally give up and just read whatever letter they think they see. The floating point precision gods have spoken, and they've chosen chaos.