Npm I: The Great Dependency Flood

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Npm I: The Great Dependency Flood

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Nothing quite like the sweet satisfaction of dumping 500MB of dependencies into your tiny side project. Run a simple npm install and suddenly your 10-line script needs the entire JavaScript ecosystem to function. That 5KB utility? It's bringing along its extended family, third cousins, and everyone they've ever met. But hey, at least you didn't have to write your own string reversal function, right? The node_modules black hole: where disk space goes to die and package-lock.json grows longer than your actual codebase.

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