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Space Agency Discovers True Rocket Science: Tab Indentation
Programming Debugging
4 days ago 59.1K views 0 shares
Space Agency Discovers True Rocket Science: Tab Indentation
When NASA engineers reject SpaceX but embrace TabX, you know they've finally discovered the true rocket science of code indentation. Sure, launching humans to Mars is impressive, but have you ever seen a perfectly aligned codebase? That's the real moonshot. Developers will literally fight interstellar wars over spaces vs. tabs while their code is still riddled with nested if-statements that look like the aftermath of a keyboard explosion.

The Most Epic Hotfix In The Universe
Hardware Networking Devops Programming Debugging
10 days ago 64.7K views 0 shares
The Most Epic Hotfix In The Universe
NASA engineers just performed a remote firmware update on a 46-year-old spacecraft 15 billion miles away with a 45-hour round-trip latency. Meanwhile, I have to restart my IDE three times to get syntax highlighting working properly. The comment about it being "the most epic hotfix direct to production ever" is pure gold—imagine pushing code straight to prod when your rollback plan involves a 45-hour wait to see if it worked. That's not continuous deployment, that's interstellar deployment.

Computers In 1969 Vs Now
Hardware Windows Programming
13 days ago 49.1K views 0 shares
Computers In 1969 Vs Now
NASA sent humans to the actual moon using computers with 4KB of RAM—roughly the size of a modern email signature. Meanwhile, your beast of a machine with an RTX card and 16GB of RAM crashes because you dared to open a second Chrome tab while Photoshop was running. The digital equivalent of a Ferrari that stalls when you turn on the radio. Progress?

Modern Computing Priorities
Microsoft Hardware Windows Programming Debugging
1 month ago 104.2K views 0 shares
Modern Computing Priorities
In 1973, NASA sent humans to the literal moon with just 4KB of RAM. Fast forward to 2019, and your beastly machine with 16GB RAM and maxed-out CPU is brought to its knees by... an Excel dialog box lurking in the background. Nothing captures modern software bloat quite like this perfect comparison. We've gone from accomplishing humanity's greatest feats with minimal resources to having our supercomputers paralyzed by spreadsheet popups. Progress?

Who Here Works For NASA
Programming Algorithms Debugging
2 months ago 100.5K views 0 shares
Who Here Works For NASA
Ah yes, because every developer's first instinct when seeing "NASA needs to establish lunar time" is thinking: "Finally! A chance to implement datetime.moon and watch it break absolutely everything!" Just imagine the Stack Overflow questions: "Why is my lunar microservice 2.8 seconds behind Earth production?" or "Help! My app shows different times depending on which side of the moon the user is on!" The real fun begins when some junior dev accidentally uses lunar timestamps for Earth transactions and suddenly everyone's Prime delivery is scheduled to arrive in 29.5 Earth days. Classic.

The "Inspect Element" Hacker Academy
Security Webdev Javascript Programming
2 months ago 99.9K views 0 shares
The "Inspect Element" Hacker Academy
Remember when "hacking" meant editing the HTML in your browser and taking a screenshot? Nothing says "elite hacker" like right-clicking, hitting inspect element, and changing NASA's homepage text to "I'm in the mainframe!" The number of relatives who thought I was one keyboard shortcut away from jail time after showing them this trick was truly concerning. Bonus points if you added some green text on black background for maximum "Hollywood hacker" aesthetic.

The Universal IT Solution Reaches Space
Debugging Hardware Physics Programming
2 months ago 133.5K views 0 shares
The Universal IT Solution Reaches Space
NASA, the literal ROCKET SCIENTISTS who put humans on the moon, fixed a multi-billion dollar space telescope with the EXACT SAME TECHNIQUE I use when my Wi-Fi stops working! 💀 The pinnacle of human engineering and astronomical achievement, the Hubble telescope, gets the same treatment as my $20 router from Best Buy. I'm SCREAMING! All those PhDs and fancy degrees, and their ultimate solution was "have you tried turning it off and on again?" The universal IT support mantra transcends even the vacuum of space!

Please God No
Frontend
3 months ago 62.3K views 0 shares
Please God No
Content Science • Space NASA confirms it's developing the Moon's new time zone The White House directed the agency to do so by the end of 2026. Will Shanklin Contributing Reporter Fri, Sep 13, 2024 • 2 min read a 9